What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

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Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

Dr No

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”